This is not a joke.

... In a land of corporate greed and a slumping economy, two unlikely forces have joined together in a massive marketing campaign of peaceful, electrolyte-and-blood-sipping coexistence; thus saving money and creating a new and improved way to let you know that SOME THIRSTS CAN NEVER BE QUENCHED... but there is, apparently, a silver lining:

LUCKILY, YOURS CAN.

Afraid of Vampires? Don't worry, Vitamin Water... now with more antioxidant protection. So... unless your Vampire drinks antioxidants, you should be relatively safe. Another positive is that this magical drink seems to fulfill your body's daily needs. So that's good.

Get your vitamins. Oh, and also, by the way, so we can split this commercial 50/50 with Summit Entertainment, see The Twilight Saga: New Moon in theaters November 20th.