There are all kinds of Non-Twi groups out there but this one takes the cake! I was lurking around on Twitter when I found this link to a Christian website, where a gentleman decided to give his version of a movie review of
Breaking Dawn (which might I add hasn't even came out yet...but anyway). My review of his article...the only positive thing about it was he spelled all the words correctly.
Twilight is nothing short of a phenomenon and has created one of the largest followings in Hollywood history. Fans love the fantasy behind the story and the idea of having a true love. The keyword is fantasy. Fantasy meaning a genre of fiction that uses magic and other supernatural phenomena as a primary element of plot theme or setting (yes I Wikipedia often). Although fans get wrapped up into this world, the majority of us know the difference between real and fiction. Therefore, the largest percentage of us are not going around trying to bite each other or infect ourselves with half breed vampire babies.
This gentleman who wrote this article was specifically speaking of the risk of
Twilight on your children and how harmful it could be to them, saying that "This movie is all about naked orgies." Wow! Really? Tell me how it is that a sexual relationship between a husband and wife can be deemed as harmful or sinister? This is how he explains himself...
"Look at the bent knees of Bella! Look at how they bend in ecstatic release, as Edward Cullen stucks his sparkle worm into a bared vagine hooha for all movie lookers to see and hear! If they had invented smellovision you’d smell prostitute whore dripping of Las Vegas bathrooms at 4:39 am!"
Whoa! I feel more like a sinner just for reading this garbage. Obviously someone has watched the
Breaking Dawn trailer one too many times, because that was a pretty thorough analysis. I am too disturbed by this article to express anything but complete pity for the man who wrote it.
I have made this comment a million times and I will make it once
more...Movies do not make bad kids and if you are a good parent you know this. Movies play a small role in influencing children, but the parents play a much bigger one. In other words, if your kids are going around pretending to be vampires and sucking blood from each other or trying to make little Renesmees, I think you should step your parenting skills up a notch and quit blaming a movie and start looking at yourself as the problem.
This article has raised a lot of attention and everyone is indeed entitled to their own opinions but as one of the biggest
Twilight fans out there I want to hear your thoughts on this. Is
Twilight a product of Satan himself? Or should the author of this article seek professional help? To be honest, he is probably just bitter because the world didn't end on May 21st :) Oh my that was mean of me...Comment below! Read the whole article
HERE.
{via
ChristianWire}
Holy Headboards?! Was it just me or did you see an exceptionally carved out figure thrashing a headboard to pieces on the new Breaking Dawn trailer? Just when we think there is nothing Rob could do to make himself sexier, he goes and does it.
